SUNFLOWERS AND SARCASM

Cluelessness is the mother of invention.

zaess:

trying to write the first paragraph of a thing

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(via casjuiceupmyassbutt)

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

(via casjuiceupmyassbutt)

corgiaddict:

thecorgi:

Someone brought doggie cupcakes to the dog park….
This is my dog.

Re-reblogging because this picture still cracks me up every time I see it.

corgiaddict:

thecorgi:

Someone brought doggie cupcakes to the dog park….

This is my dog.

Re-reblogging because this picture still cracks me up every time I see it.

(via greatwhiteprivilege)

baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

(Source: baracknobama, via a-lumpy-timelord)

the-entire-furry-fandom:

ww-swagabond:

meta18:

osoru:

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slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

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Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

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BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

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BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

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BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

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WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

(via coluring)

bvckyybarness:

heckybarnes:

"hey steve, did you see the funny thing? steve? steve?"

(via muserofasgard)

nautical-constructs:

1los:

Bees are nature’s 3D printer

what the actual fuck bees. why are you engineering geniuses

(Source: 1los, via plaidbakerstreetcaptain)

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

(via the13thdoctorbetterbeginger)

(Source: theoceanbre-eze, via subtle)

hi:

me this summer

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(via thats-so-meme)

icy-brunette:

lailuna:

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

so much swag in 3 people

icy-brunette:

lailuna:

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

so much swag in 3 people

(via clarinettemuse)